when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
be nice to your single friends. they see a lot, know what’s going on and when you drop them for your bae, they’re gonna remember that shit when your bae drops you.